The architect van de NWO spreekt voor het eerst openhartig over zijn leven:

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... [...] My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. [...] At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. ”